Venmo Note

[Verse 1]
Phone buzzed on the nightstand at 3 AM Thought maybe you were drunk dialing again Saw the screen light up, saw the app turn blue Didn't expect to say goodbye to you Through a notification on a glowing screen Coldest thing that I have ever seen

[Chorus]
You sent me twenty bucks for the pizza last night And a memo saying that we ain't right No face to face, no tear in your eye Just a digital transaction, a cheap goodbye Keep your money, honey, I don't need the change I just think it's kinda strange Breaking a heart with a Venmo note That's all you wrote

[Verse 2]
Granddaddy broke up with a handwritten letter Daddy did it on the porch, which wasn't much better But at least they had the guts to say the words This new way of leaving is for the birds Deleted the app, deleted your face Heading out to a no-service place

[Chorus]
You sent me twenty bucks for the pizza last night And a memo saying that we ain't right No face to face, no tear in your eye Just a digital transaction, a cheap goodbye Keep your money, honey, I don't need the change I just think it's kinda strange Breaking a heart with a Venmo note That's all you wrote

[Bridge]
Technology makes it easy to hide But it leaves a whole lot of empty inside Sent the money back with a request for respect But I guess that's something I shouldn't expect

[Chorus]
You sent me twenty bucks for the pizza last night And a memo saying that we ain't right No face to face, no tear in your eye Just a digital transaction, a cheap goodbye Keep your money, honey, I don't need the change I just think it's kinda strange Breaking a heart with a Venmo note That's all you wrote

[Outro]
Yeah, keep your twenty. Transaction declined. Goodbye.