Drive-Thru December

[Verse 1]
I set the timer but I fell asleep Now the turkey’s smoking and I wanna weep Mom is screaming and the dog is scared This is the worst dinner ever prepared The potatoes are glue, the stuffing is dry I think I see a tear in Grandma’s eye

[Chorus]
So we’re going to the drive-thru on Christmas Day Forget the fancy table, throw the forks away I want a double cheeseburger and a side of fries Underneath the snowy winter skies It’s a greasy Christmas, but it tastes so good Best holiday in the neighborhood!

[Verse 2]
The guy at the window is wearing a hat He looks like Santa, but skinny not fat He gave me a milkshake on the house Quiet as a burger-eating mouse We’re eating in the car with the heater on high Watching the angry relatives drive by

[Chorus]
So we’re going to the drive-thru on Christmas Day Forget the fancy table, throw the forks away I want a double cheeseburger and a side of fries Underneath the snowy winter skies It’s a greasy Christmas, but it tastes so good Best holiday in the neighborhood!

[Outro]
Can I get some extra ketchup? Merry Christmas! (Guitar feedback)